1. dreamsugar:

    prance!
    prance, I said!

    (Source: girlcodehumor, via literallyfuck)

  2. blastortoise:

    it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

    (Source: blastortoise-chan, via chocloute)

  3. jayjsupremacy:

    gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

    time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

    douglasmurphy:

    rainbowcoffin:

    c-h-0-w:

    nightwife:

    Always reblog

    Woah

    well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
    sounds to me like he was asking for it

    Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

    If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

    I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

    in a legitimate decapitation the body has a way of shutting that whole shit down, he must’ve wanted it. 

    (Source: suzziepsyche, via literallyfuck)

  4. (Source: wtfchrisstuff, via death-addicted)

  5. parasailin-sarahpalin:

    using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus 

    (via death-addicted)

  6. ohmalley-thealliecat:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    lunar-bunnie:

    my

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    don’t want 

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    unless you’ve got

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    my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

    That’s the antagonists you moron

    (via genital-thunder-storm)

  7. glacialize:

    peachtml:

    openyourthird-eye:

    highonvodka:

    themixedbagofspooky:

    spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

    riningear:

    doryishness:

    displaced-angel:

    ryedragon:

    inritum:

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    YOOOOOOO

    I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

    LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

    IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

    holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

    I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

    SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

    WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

    ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

    OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

    LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

    ok can i just say that ive done this countless times, but theyve never worked until yesterday, which was a friday. like, i wished last wednesday that my class would win this competition and guess what?????????? WE WON. hell yeah. idk if it’s just a coincidence, but i think you’ll have to put in some effort for your wish to work, yeah?

    (via genital-thunder-storm)

  8. (Source: Land-City, via vxtacy)

    this-teenage-girls-blog:

    Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

    (via alanisthelostcity)

  9. alanisthelostcity:

    most-awkward-moments:

    TINKY WINKY

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    DIPSY

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    LALA

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    PO

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    TYRONE

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    Teach me to dance Tyrone…

    (Source: babynanaii)

    justblacklistme:

    THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

    (Source: sydneythefangirl, via ninjafujoshi)

    (Source: hoechin, via emmettsscanlan)

  10. marcoereus:

    I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

    (via ninjafujoshi)